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Mix Demotivational Poster


TAGS: drinking and thinking don t mix
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run

MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

MIXED EMOTIONS - The only thing that makes me smile is something I can't have.

TAGS: emotion mixed sad love
Rating: 4.33/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 6:27 pm
Well, you can kn5ck me down, step in my face, slander my name all over the place, do anything that you want to do, but honey don', dont ... :)


TAGS: baking mixer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 5:49 pm
And to use the bowl to catch the blood spatter when you dont. 5L for the frosting and airman too!
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 3:29 pm
But, as you get older you know to disconnect the beaters from the mixer first



TAGS: tunafish and 8 track ***es don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
d*** you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
d*** you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX - Stop Deceiving These People

TAGS: pancake mix
Rating: 2.56/5

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Fatty - December 23, 2008, 11:43 am
By chance did you get inspiration for this from a Zach Galifianakis bit?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - People in glass houses Sink ships

JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...



TAGS: yup black lab mix
Rating: 3.67/5

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nonsensical nonsense #4 -

TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


oil and water -

TAGS: oil water beautiful mix
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:35 pm

Looks suspiciously like water and ink...


Pulsh -

MOTIFAKE MIXER - Laura Hates These Things She Meets All The Timmies

TAGS: motifake mixer
Rating: 4.09/5

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Bovee - February 23, 2010, 9:37 am
pow pow
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 9:11 am
It wasn't as fun as the Catalina wine mixer.
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:41 am
No, she's the chick talking to the douche in the purple shirt. Only a Timmy would wear that in pubic.
thatonechick - February 22, 2010, 8:07 pm
Who is Laura, and why is she a skeleton? :S


TAGS: kids easter story mixup
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
Ishtar's story parallels Persephone, with a trip to hell to rescue her lover.
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 11:50 pm
It's from before the old testament. They're talismans of Ishtar (pronounced "easter") the Babylonian goddess of spring.
MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 5:40 pm
You need to attend those Sunday school classes more often Papa!
MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 5:36 pm
Yeah... that bunny stuff is from the old testament.
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 5:33 pm

And there was something about bunny rats laying colorful eggs... 5Ls for the theology lesson.
PapaFox - March 29, 2013, 5:28 pm
Glad somebody cleared that up for me, heheh. ;)


TAGS: so please try and mix it up a little
Rating: 3.4/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:28 pm
Genuine compliments for a great poster Sean. Always nice to see your work.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:22 pm
Thanks for the compliments. Genuineley appreciated.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:37 am
Have to agree with Jmac! I thoroughly enjoyed both new posters! Both are completely true and very demotivational. GJ scored ya a 5 on both.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:12 am
And of course I ripped off the first part of this, "Your failures ..." But not the punchline.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:05 am
If you ever suspect that someone has ripped off a quote and not credited it, just google the phrase. It works great on motifakes.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
DJA. One day here and we already know his name will live on and on. "You're so DJA!" Great poster, by the way. 5/5
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
Yo Jmac, I'm real happy for you and Ima let you finish but DJA had the best knicked Motifakes of all time.
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:36 pm
Identity and pessimism... these last two are true motifake master pieces. If I didn't already know that Sean was brighter than the 4 D-Cell Maglight the cop places at the end of your nose when he pulls you over for "weaving", I'd say he'd nicked these....
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:14 pm
Words to live by.
RON - October 18, 2009, 9:39 pm
5 Canadian tears!...WOW!

EVOLUTION IS MISUNDERSTOOD - Evolution is really a process that results in heritable changes in a population spread over many generations

TAGS: evolution can mix with religion
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:57 pm
I'm getting the feeling that the term "evolutionist" doesn't actually have jack **** do to with evolution. Who are these evolutionists anyway?
Sean - December 24, 2009, 12:21 am
God made a dude outta dirt. A woman outta a rib of that dude (making her also the first clone, I guess). And the two had only sons. The rest is (modern) history.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 4:40 pm
Some bible thumpers have been battling against evolution for years...and they don't like the theory either.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 4:36 pm
Evolution: Easier than admitting to yourself that you might be wrong. Let the roasting commence.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:05 pm
You forgot the sea-bear...
Scott - September 30, 2009, 4:42 pm
Actually, the rhinocerfish is real as is the dolpharoo
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:43 am
Really? No CLASS?
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:42 am
Wow... I'm actually taking an evolution class this semester and... well, wow just about sums it up. There's no pictures like that in my textbook! LoL
Kully - September 25, 2009, 12:38 am
Is that a sea rhinocerous?


TAGS: i have trouble mixing science and math
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm
100 u idiot


TAGS: lumber mixup misunderstood humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 28, 2015, 6:41 pm

I have to write about this on Personal Stories. I'll get to it soon. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 28, 2015, 4:42 pm
I have dealt with this mentality all day (art class). Thank you for putting it in an amusing context. 5 Broken Crayons!

Kodiak Cakes -

TAGS: pancake mix kodiak bears taking a poo like a boss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!


How to carry a flame thrower in public -


Thank you for tuning in to the A.D.H.D Choir. -

TAGS: adhd choir mixup funny derp
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:22 pm
ROTFL! Favorite Redhead has it.... yeah, pretty much like that! 5LOL lions!